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Remove film from box and load camera.
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Remove box from puppy's mouth and
throw in the garbage.
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Remove puppy from Garbage bag and wipe
coffee grounds off muzzle.
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Choose suitable background for your picture.
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Mount and focus camera.
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Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return
to camera.
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Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on
hands and knees.
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Focus with one hand and fend off the puppy
with the other.
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Get Kleenex and clean nose print off of lens.
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Take camera case from the puppy's mouth,
place out of reach.
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Throw the cat outside and put peroxide on
scratch on puppy's nose.
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Put ashtray and magazines back on the coffee
table.
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Get puppy's attention by holding a squeaky
toy above your head.
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Now replace glasses back on your face and
fish camera out from under the couch.
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Stand up in time to grab puppy by the scruff
of neck and say "NO OUTSIDE NOW".
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Fix a drink, lean back, relax and resolve to
call that photographer "first thing in
the morning".